Thursday, March 18, 2010

Oh, No! Rice Again?

Went to the allergist today and found out that I'm allergic to most of the foods that I eat on a daily basis. Apples and bananas? Sweet potatoes? I have 3 huge sweet potatoes on the counter waiting for me to get down on those bad boys. But the one thing that really blows my mind is that I'm allergic to, get this...
RICE!

I'm filipino!
Filipino's have rice in their veins!
My mom raised us on rice.
When my friends asked what I ate for breakfast,
I didn't say, "Eggs and bacon."
No, I said, "Chocolate rice."
When I wanted a dessert, I wasn't given a piece of cake.
No, I was given sugared rice.
When I needed glue for a project,
my mom didn't run to the store to buy glue.
No, she made rice and told me to mash it up really good.
I guess that's what I'll have to do with all the
rice I have in my pantry.
Send TLH to school with lumpy art projects.

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